December 2009
1 post
Google Enquiry →
This is an example of the kind of questions that I decide to google at 1:08am when I’m supposed to be working….
Is there something wrong with me?
October 2009
7 posts
Ahhhh Saturday Morning Cartoons.... →
If you were born after 1983, the chances of you remembering this show is highly unlikely…. but if you do… then I bow to your 80’s greatness.
Who remembers this TV show???? →
Talk about walk down memory lane….
Medical Malpractice in India →
After reading this article, I have to be honest. My initial reaction was to cry negligence and scream for the total destruction of the physicians involved. For having studied medicine in India, and even practiced it over there for a short while, I have definitely witnessed first hand the cavalier attitude many physicians adopt in treating patients… especially those we treat for free.
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Now I'm not Christian.... →
“Taking over the 2000 block of Christian Street Saturday, Blok’s delivering eight blessed hours of craft brew/food truck-fueled festivities, complete with nonstop live music from Philly’s favorite sons and daughters, all in the name of raising a few bucks to help preserve the Shiloh Baptist Church, the block’s historical landmark designed in 1868 by famed architect Frank...
You cannot make this s*** up!!!
So I’ve been wondering this planet for about 31 years; and in that time I’ve heard some pretty ridiculous things. Recently I’ve had an opportunity to reflect on some of the more truly stupid statements I’ve heard; what resulted is this list – because it’s just too good not to share. For people reading this, feel free to add your own truly memorable comments. Stupid Status messages N: would like...
Finally...The Devas take their rightful place... →
DC’s got Hanuman joining Wonder Woman to kick Chronos (the Titan) ass… I wonder if Wonder Woman will return the favor and help out against Ravana…
Of course they have to screw something up… They make Hanuman an African chimp; in Hindu myth, he is usually pictured as a langur monkey….. (ummm does anyone know the difference between the two?)
Hanuman Marval style →
August 2008
13 posts
holy crap how did i now know this exists? →
(via indian)
I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger... →
All I gotta say is wow… Imagine… its now a sect in organized religion…
i love anything wiki
Buddy…. it also belongs to the Guntaka’s…. or at least it use too…
subcon:
So, was bored while I was eating my cereal and was messing around with google maps. Scrolled over to India, and starting poking around andhra. Saw that they’ve updated and have more detail than before. Even found a small town, Vuyyuru, near where my family’s village is. Out of curiosity, I...
John McCain's first wife speaks out. →
Wow, this is a new low…. After all the other cards have been played - the energy card, the religion card, the war card, the race card (did you guys know Obama is black?) - And now we pulled out all stops…. the crippled ex-wife card.
But you know what? I really can’t blame the guy…. I mean if I was married to a former supermodel and then got captured and thrown into a...
Top 10 Zoos in America →
What’s even more surprising is that they are not talking about the homo sapians roaming the city…. they mean real zoos with pandas and eveything. I also want to say that I think the fat black and white nature of the panda signifies racial unity and the lovable cuddly nature of fat people all in to one cute statement. Thats why pandas exist.
Paris Vs McCain →
Hmmm…. First off let me say I’m incredibly impressed with the fact that Paris actually used words with more than one syllable… and actually made it sound like she knew what she was talking about… Hollywood - Your best work yet.
Also I must add that as a political ad, its actually pretty funny and pretty relevant. So well done, Paris (and by that I mean Paris’s PR...
Snoop invades Bollywood... →
Well, I guess it was bound to happen… I mean Snoop has pretty much done everything else…. From Rap to Rock; his own clothing line, Hollywood to Kung Fu movies (see “Volcano High”); even released his own porn movies (no I’m not talking about his music videos on BET). What else is left to make his mark on?
Supercar for about $40 grand.... →
So after reading about how Exxon and oil conglomerates have been killing us in the market, and going through that gut wrenching feeling that I would never be able get my 0-60 in 5s car now… this article has brought me hope again.
July 2008
4 posts
Exxon has record profit again →
Reading this article, I can’t help but wonder if the CEO of this company is actually Dr. Evil, sitting in his HQ petting his fluffy white cat and perfecting his evil laugh. Think about it… In Austin Powers, Dr. Evil held the world hostage to make a few bucks… and then here is Exxon and various other oil conglomerates who are holding the world hostage and choking every last dime...
Drunk Infiltrates Team of Firefighters →
indian:
I call this, “Being a good citizen”
You need epMotion →
For all the postdocs and grad students out there who still wanna get out of the lab early enough to actually have a life…..
unnamedplayer:
(via interstate)
June 2008
5 posts
bug poop = power →
So here’s the plan to fight the evil corupt corporate oil icons of this world.
BUG POOP
unnamedplayer:
Unbelievably, this is not science fiction. Mr Pal holds up a small beaker of bug excretion that could, theoretically, be poured into the tank of the giant Lexus SUV next to us. Not that Mr Pal is willing to risk it just yet. He gives it a month before the first vehicle is filled up on...
“what is the caloric value of semen? …. oh and does it count as carbs?”
– one of my mom’s patients (via unnamedplayer)
Six more weeks of winter..... →
May 2008
8 posts
Only in Arkansas.... →
You know I really didn’t this was even possible in real life… I mean just with the fact of Murphy’s law holding sway in this universe and the fact that the human body can only take so much…. then again maybe it’s possible because Murphy’s law rules this world.
Proof that Rap music inhibits the cortical motor...
This research study was performed by myself on May 3, 2008 at approximately 12 am in Young Street Ave Deli. Subject involved were three healthy adult males with mild exposure to ethanol containing beverages. Participation by subjects was voluntary and informed consent was obtained on inception of said research study. Effects were measured and determined by how many of other subjects billiard balls...
Obama's stance on GTA IV - Cause this is what's... →
sivram: I think it’s fair to say that this is one of the reasons I really like Obama - he makes relevant points instead of taking the easy, traditional route. Whether this appeals to other people, I guess we’ll see. subcon: I respect Obama for this stance.
i see nothing wrong with this →
(via indian)
March 2008
7 posts
“The problem with being Democrat is that if you vote for Obama, you’re sexist....”
– The Internet (via sivram)
Dishoom →
BIG B for the American Prime Minister 2008
Whats in a name.... →
Gotta love this… Its not just Indians who don’t think about the psychological damage a name can do on a kid….
February 2008
22 posts
Bootie Call
From the awkward phone conversation department:
Me: Hey, You called?
Unnamed Female: Sorry it was an accident.
Me: Ok
Unnamed Female: I sat on my phone.
Me: Ok
Unnamed Female: My ass called you.
(awkward silence)
Unnamed Female: I gotta go.
(hangs up phone)
The Torture Playlists →
sivram:Interesting stuff - the playlist from Gitmo for fucking with detainees. The Meow Mix song strikes me as the most disturbing.
Proof that someone is out to get me.... →
Now what the hell am I supposed to go this afternoon when my caffine levels are at an all time low??? indian:why don’t we have dunkins out here?